I hate email forwards and truth be told I only open them when someone who usually NEVER sends them out includes me on their list. I figure if they thought it was worth the distribution, I should give it a shot.
This one is hilarious!
A first-grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment…
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a snow shovel.