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50 Arrow Puns To Tell To Your Friends

Get ready to quiver with laughter as we dive into the world of corny pun jokes related to archery! Just like the precision and skill required to hit the bullseye, these puns are aimed to bring a smile to your face.

Whether you’re a seasoned archer or simply appreciate a good play on words, these arrow-inspired puns are sure to hit the mark. So grab your bow, take aim, and brace yourself for an arrow-iculously fun journey through the land of corny archery puns!

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50 arrow puns to tell to friends

Time flies when you are having fun. These witty puns will knock any dad joke right out of the water. So, make sure you grab your favorite archery enthusiast and test out these funny jokes / corny puns on them.

  1. What did one arrow say to the other? “I’m drawn to you.”
  2. I’m on target with my puns, so brace yourself for some arrow-namic wordplay!
  3. Archery jokes always hit the bull’s-eye of humor.
  4. Did you hear about the arrow who was feeling a bit down? He just needed a little quiver.
  5. Why did the arrow get detention? It couldn’t keep its point in class!
  6. When an arrow wants to relax, it takes a bow.
  7. I told my arrow to stay sharp, and it replied, “I’m always a cut above!”
  8. The archer’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
  9. What’s an arrow’s favorite TV show? “Point Break.”
  10. The archery competition was fierce, but everyone managed to keep their quills under control.
  11. I once went to an archery party, and it was arrowing-ly good fun!
  12. Why did the arrow lose the race? It got stuck in the wrong lane!
  13. I wanted to buy a new bow, but it was just too stringy for my taste.
  14. Did you hear about the bow and arrow who got married? They were a perfect match!
  15. What do you call an arrow that tells jokes? A wisecracker!
  16. The archer was upset because his favorite TV show got canceled. He said, “It really hit me right in the quiver!”
  17. How do arrows greet each other? They say, “Long time, no see, straight shooter!”
  18. I had a great time at the archery range, but it was a bit off the mark for my friends.
  19. Why did the arrow go to the doctor? It needed a shot!
  20. What did one arrow say to the other arrow at the party? “You quill me!”
  21. The arrow went to a psychiatrist and said, “Doc, I feel so shot down all the time.” The psychiatrist replied, “Sounds like you need a little arrow-space!”
  22. Did you hear about the archer who became a chef? He always hits the sauce right on target!
  23. How do you make an archer smile? Shoot them a bow-tiful compliment!
  24. I asked my friend if he was interested in archery. He said, “I don’t know, it seems a bit point-less to me.”
  25. What’s an arrow’s favorite fruit? A bull’s-eye berry!
  26. The archer was feeling down, so I told him, “Chin up, you always have your arrow-dynamic skills!”
  27. Why did the arrow go to school? To learn the art of archery-thmetic!
  28. What do you call an arrow that can play the piano? A sharpshooter!
  29. I tried to have a conversation with my arrow, but it didn’t say much. It was a bit arrow-ticulate.
  30. Why did the arrow go to the gym? It wanted to stay in tip-top shape!
  31. The archer’s favorite dance move? The arrow-dynamic slide!
  32. What do you call a happy arrow? An arrow with a bow-nus smile!
  33. Why did the arrow bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to reach new heights!
  34. Did you hear about the archer who broke up with his girlfriend? He said she wasn’t his perfect match.
  35. Why did the arrow start a band? It wanted to hit all the right notes!
  36. The arrow wanted to go on vacation, but it couldn’t find its arrow-port!
  37. How do archers make sure they stay cool in the summer? They use bow fans!
  38. What do you call an arrow that can’t stop talking? An arrow-mouthed speaker!
  39. I told my arrow a secret, and it replied, “Don’t worry, I’ll keep it quill.”
  40. Why did the arrow join a gym? It wanted to work on its draw-strength!
  41. The archer loved gardening because it was a great way to shoot for the bow-quet.
  42. What do you call an arrow with a stylish hat? A well-bow-ed fashionista!
  43. Why did the archer always win at poker? Because they could always draw the perfect hand!
  44. The arrow said to the bow, “You complete me, string-along!”
  45. Why was the arrow so good at math? It could divide and conquer!
  46. What do you call a group of arrows that perform together? A quiver-full ensemble!
  47. Why did the arrow visit the library? It wanted to read up on its archery history.
  48. The archer always knew how to keep a straight face, but he struggled with a straight arrow.
  49. What’s an arrow’s favorite mode of transportation? The cross-bow train!
  50. The arrow and the target went on a date, and it was love at first flight!
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What are some archery one liners? 

The best thing about archery is all the second-hand bow humor you can create around the sport. A fine archer will enjoy the list we’ve created. Be sure to give it all a shot the next time you find yourself in front of friends. 

  1. Archery is all about hitting the mark, bull’s-eye style!
  2. Want to see my archery skills? I’m a straight shooter!
  3. Archery: where precision meets passion.
  4. My bow and arrow are my ultimate partners in crime.
  5. I’m not Robin Hood, but my arrows still find their way to the target.
  6. Keep calm and bow on!
  7. Archery – the art of drawing success from a quiver of possibilities.
  8. Forget Cupid; my arrows always find their true love: the target.
  9. A bad day on the archery range is still better than a good day at the office.
  10. Archery is my Zen; the bow is my brush, and the arrow is my masterpiece.
  11. I don’t need a gym; I have my bow and arrows to keep me in shape!
  12. They say practice makes perfect; in archery, it makes for tighter groups!
  13. In archery, I learned that focus and patience are key to hitting the bull’s-eye.
  14. Archery – where aiming high is not just a saying.
  15. I asked my archery coach if I could hit the target from a mile away. He said, “Arrow not!”
  16. My arrows have a flight plan – directly to the target.
  17. Want to hear an archery joke? Nah, it’s too bow-ring.
  18. Some people have a bucket list; I have a bull’s-eye list.
  19. I’m an archer; my superpower is making arrows disappear into the target.
  20. Life is like archery – you have to pull back to launch forward.
  21. Why do archers make great friends? They always bring their A-game.
  22. I’m not just any archer; I’m bow-licious!
  23. They say love is like archery – you aim, shoot, and hope for the best.
  24. In archery, as in life, it’s all about finding the right balance.
  25. Want to see something magical? Watch me turn arrows into bull’s-eyes!

What are some bullseye puns? 

Archery targets and cupid’s arrow make for a great punch line, but what about bullseye? Everyone will love this next list – from the young boy that lives next door to the fastest man you know with an arrow shot. There are no trick questions here. 

  1. Hitting the bullseye is my specialty; it’s right on target!
  2. When it comes to accuracy, I always hit the bullseye, no bull!
  3. Bulls may charge, but I charge toward the bullseye!
  4. My aim is so spot-on; I hit the bullseye with ease.
  5. Bullseye or bust! That’s my motto.
  6. I may not be a matador, but I can still hit the bullseye like a pro.
  7. They say practice makes perfect, but I say practice makes bullseyes.
  8. When life gives you targets, aim for the bullseye and hit the mark.
  9. I don’t need luck; I have skill and a knack for hitting bullseyes.
  10. You can’t deny my talent; I’m the king of hitting bullseyes.
  11. I may not be a dart player, but I always find the bullseye in archery.
  12. Bulls may have horns, but I have arrows that hit the bullseye.
  13. I’m not horsing around; my shots always find the bullseye.
  14. They call me the bullseye bandit because I never miss my mark.
  15. I have a magnetic attraction to bullseyes; they just can’t resist my arrows.
  16. It’s all about precision; hitting the bullseye is my archery superpower.
  17. I aim for perfection, and it’s no surprise that I always hit the bullseye.
  18. Bulls may charge, but I charge straight into the heart of the bullseye.
  19. I hit the bullseye so often; it’s become second nature to me.
  20. Bulls may have strength, but I have accuracy that hits the bullseye every time.
knock-knock jokes related to archery

20 knock-knock jokes related to archery

If you are looking for a knock-knock joke, there are 20 to choose from! 

  1. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Arrow.Arrow who?Arrow you ready for some archery fun?
  2. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Bow.Bow who?Bow you doing in archery class?
  3. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Quiver.Quiver who?Quiver with excitement, it’s time for some archery!
  4. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Bullseye.Bullseye who?Bullseye, I think we’re going to have a great time practicing archery!
  5. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Target.Target who?Target locked! Let’s hit that bullseye together.
  6. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Archer.Archer who?Archer you glad we’re shooting arrows today?
  7. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Quill.Quill who?Quill you join me for some archery practice?
  8. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Aim.Aim who?Aim ready to shoot some arrows!
  9. Knock, knock.Who’s there?String.String who?String your bow and get ready for archery fun!
  10. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Bullseye.Bullseye who?Bullseye-nce you try archery, you’ll be hooked!
  11. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Robin.Robin who?Robin Hood, the legendary archer!
  12. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Quiver.Quiver who?Quiver in fear, I’m an archery pro!
  13. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Bow.Bow who?Bow down to my archery skills!
  14. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Arrow.Arrow who?Arrow-nd we go, shooting arrows on the archery range!
  15. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Target.Target who?Target practice is my favorite archery activity!
  16. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Archer.Archer who?Archer you glad we’re friends who love archery?
  17. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Quiver.Quiver who?Quiver in excitement, it’s time for archery class!
  18. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Aim.Aim who?Aim high and shoot for the bullseye!
  19. Knock, knock.Who’s there?String.String who?String your bow and let’s go archery shooting!
  20. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Bullseye.Bullseye who?Bullseye-ieve it or not, archery is a lot of fun!

What do you think about these arrow puns? Something you like to share with friends?  

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